If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I don't deserve a penis
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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