She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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