Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
