Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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