How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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