I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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