I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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