Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Randomize
