My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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