Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I didn't notice because vodka
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
