he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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