i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This is not my ceiling
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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