did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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