lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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