Sponge bath it is.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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