carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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