Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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