So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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