I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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