I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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