This girl is more easily done than said...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
