the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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