I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
