So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I DEMAND FORESKIN
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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