Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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