LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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