Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I need moral support for this bender
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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