I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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