Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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