I think i peed on brittanys purse
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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