I don't think brook has ever known best
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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