I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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