Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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