I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just want nice things and good sex
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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