we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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