Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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