you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think weed is turning my hair brown
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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