:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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