There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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