OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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