I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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