nut hugger
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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