its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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