it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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