I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
