just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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