Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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