office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
