well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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