He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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