he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
do nipples grow back?
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