So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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