is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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