PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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