I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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