Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize