Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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