You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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