never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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