is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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